Recommended Cars By Income

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02/20/2015 at 20:44 • Filed to: None

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$00,000 - $25,000 - Used: P71 Crown Victoria, Ford Ranger, Mazda Miata
$25,001 - $50,000 - Used: Mazda Miata, Mazda Mazda3, Lincoln Town Car
$50,001 - $75,000 - Ford Mustang, Mazda Miata, Ford Fusion
$75,001 - $100,000 - BMW 2-Series, Mazda Miata, Volvo S60
$100,001 - $150,000 - BMW 3-Series, Mercedes-Benz C-Class, Mazda Miata
$150,001 - $250,000 - BMW 5 Series, Mercedes-Benz E-Class, Jaguar F-Type
$250,001 - $400,000 - Mazda Miata, whatever the fuck else you want because, fuck dude, really, you're making a shit-ton of cash and shouldn't be looking to Oppo for purchasing ideas


DISCUSSION (40)


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 20:45

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this seems very accurate


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > macanamera
02/20/2015 at 20:46

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I should run a financial advice website


Kinja'd!!! E. Julius > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 20:46

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This is actually a really solid list. Much better than that shitpiece from financial samurai.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > E. Julius
02/20/2015 at 20:46

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Financial Samurai should commit Financial Seppuku


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 20:48

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fuck dude

Not so sure if I'm into this one.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 20:50

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You really should

400,001+ : give it all to Mac


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 20:51

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BMW fan much?

I think the you misspelled lotus Elise "miata" in the 250K+ section.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > TheHondaBro
02/20/2015 at 20:52

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fuck dude, not fuck dudes


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 20:52

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But according to them, you can only afford a kitana if you make $300k/year.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Decay buys too many beaters
02/20/2015 at 20:55

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never owned a BMW. I'm a fan of Swedish vehicles. And nope, pretty sure I spelled Miata right ;)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 21:03

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Hey, even if it's just one dude, I ain't doing it.


Kinja'd!!!  > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 21:04

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Lincoln Town Car is basically same car as a Crown Vic yet it costs 25 grand more?


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > 
02/20/2015 at 21:06

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Big difference between a P71 and a Signature Edition :)


Kinja'd!!!  > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 21:09

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Not much of a difference if Town Car was used for airport cab duty.


Kinja'd!!! Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 21:10

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NOOOOO!!! Why does 150k-250k not have the miata?


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 21:11

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wtf?

Oppo ALWAYS has the best ideas.

8)


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 21:16

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Do I get to choose between my last year income or this year? No? Oh well, I still get a Miata.


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > 
02/20/2015 at 21:19

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the list is by buyer income not vehicle price. Although I agree if you can buy a used crown Vic you can find a towncar its just about age and condition


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 21:19

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Woohoo! I make enough money to afford a Miata!


Kinja'd!!! Money Hustard > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 21:22

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This list is racist against tall people.


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 21:24

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Nice!, Volvo or Saab? I've been using a Saab 900 as a winter beater and love it so far!


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
02/20/2015 at 21:30

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because JAAAAAAAAAAAG


Kinja'd!!! John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 21:31

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No Z28, no Z06, no CTSV, no Shelby, No Viper, No Hellcat?


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > desertdog5051
02/20/2015 at 21:31

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Miatas for EVERYONE!!!


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Money Hustard
02/20/2015 at 21:33

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lop yourself off at the ankles. Stubs can still work pedals


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Decay buys too many beaters
02/20/2015 at 21:34

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Both, I have a 900 SPG and an S40 T5 R-Design


Kinja'd!!! NJAnon > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 21:38

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I don't understand....


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > John Norris (AngryDrifter)
02/20/2015 at 21:41

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see $250,001 - $400,000


Kinja'd!!! Nisman > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 21:41

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My cars by income will be:

0-10k (current) '02 Maxima 6MT

10k-40k 540i M-Sport

40k-80k ???

80k+ Profit!


Kinja'd!!! Nisman > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 21:42

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You're way too responsible with your money for a jalop!


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Nisman
02/20/2015 at 21:53

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gotta budget for parts and track day, bro


Kinja'd!!! scoob > TheHondaBro
02/20/2015 at 22:20

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Fuck dude(s)

Fuck, dude(s),

#GRAMMER


Kinja'd!!! John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 22:21

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Okay, I made a few edits.

$150,001 - up $250,000 - BMW 5 Series, Mercedes-Benz E-Class, Jaguar F-Type
$250,001 - $400,000 - Mazda Miata, whatever the fuc k else you want because, fuck dude, really, you're making a shit- ton of cash and shouldn't be looking to Oppo for purchasing ideas people often have such interesting recommendations for what to buy.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > John Norris (AngryDrifter)
02/20/2015 at 22:25

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edits considered, denied.


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 22:47

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You need to make 2 categories. One for single, one for married and/or kids.

Because, really, if you're single can just about afford anything you want.


Kinja'd!!! MossInTheUSA > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 23:21

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This list just makes me even more depressed about what my wife and I currently drive.


Kinja'd!!! John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Nibbles
02/20/2015 at 23:36

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Okay, okay, okay. Put the freak'n Miata back in.


Kinja'd!!! CPT Speedbump > Money Hustard
02/20/2015 at 23:54

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There's plenty of Miata drivers well over 6 foot, put a race seat as far down as possible and you'll fit in a Miata ;)


Kinja'd!!! Money Hustard > CPT Speedbump
02/21/2015 at 06:47

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I'm a 6'7" 360-pound former lineman. It'd still be undriveable.


Kinja'd!!! CPT Speedbump > Money Hustard
02/21/2015 at 11:53

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Not sure you would then, I know of guys 6' 5" that fit, and of a guy that bought his when he was at 350+ pounds, but he lost a lot of weight, so, I'm not sure, lol